TRAVEL DIARY

A weblog regularly updated by Jodi Rose.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

2:57 PM
Posted by jodi rose

thanks to Emer for this fabulous message!

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer/winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great,
(not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country
or is the only "Australia" in the western hemisphere), and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice
of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.)

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Global Sustainability, RMIT